Episode 1 「Reincarnation ?」
When I woke up, I found that I was lying in a bed.
For an instant I was confused as to where I was, but then the memories from before I was sent flying into the air came back to me.
I see, I was hit by a car and was taken to the hospital.
I had a bandage around my head and arm and also had a big gauze applied over my cheek due to my face rolling across the road after I fell.
I remember that I was sent flying into the air by a car due to carelessly ignoring the red light.
I was severely injured and I consider myself lucky to be alive after such serious accident.
However, things didn’t go the way I would have wanted them to.
Rather than that, I get the feeling that computers and smartphones probably can’t be used in this hospital.
What can I say, this place gives me the feeling of being in an old-fashioned hospital.
It feels like I’m inside an antique.
And while I’m saying that, this private room is really wide.
I remember mother making a worried face.
I caused her trouble again huh.
Or is it that I’m in that much of a serious condition.
Now that I think about it, shit, I need to go to the restroom.
Both my mum and the nurse aren’t around, what should I do?
I wonder if I’ll get lucky and find a toilet in here?
There wasn’t a call bell attached so I couldn’t call a nurse either.
I don’t know if I can stand up or not.
If I scream then someone should hear it. I opened my mouth wideー
Pain rushed through my gauzed cheek.
It was the kind of pain you get when something gets pulled out of you.
Did they stitch my cheek? I’d hate to have a permanent scar on my face.
But my need to go to the toilet was stronger than the pain.
It was at that point that I noticed a bell tucked inside the desk next to the pillow.
I tried to ring the bell by shaking it in my hand.
Ting Ting ーー
After some time passed the white door opened and a girl came in.
「Excuse me, I need to go to the toileーー」
「I had to wake up because you called me over just now!」
Is she a nurse? She looks like she ran all the way here.
It looked like she was the impatient type but it was cute in a way.
To be honest, I was quite satisfied.
If I were in elementary school, I would have wondered what those things bouncing on her shoulder with a 〈pyonpyon〉 sound were.
But I kept my poker face on due to the fact that I’m an adult now.
……At least on the surface.
A 22 year old man pissing all over the place would be a problem.
While taking things into consideration I tried to distract myself from peeing. Suddenly, I heard the footsteps of a person as they entered the room.
A busty old woman entered the room.
I suppose she’s the head nurse.
The girl that came in before started to follow after her.
They didn’t have the appearance of nurses, rather, they looked like maids.
「Ah, you’re finally awake .」
The head nurse was full of tears.
I’m thankful for the emotions she’s showing at the moment.
「Please, I want to go to the toilet」
「Ah I didn’t notice. Reina, fetch that.」
The head maid was surprised and started giving instructions to the girl.
Wait they couldn’t possibly……
The girl brought a urinal with her.
No, I’m not used to using a urinal.
The head nurse takes off the futon and my pants.
No, no, it’s impossible to go with a girl beside me!
「I’ll do it myself」
「what did you say? We are only helping so please make yourself at home.」
As I said this hurriedly, the head nurse flatly denied my request.
It was an unreasonable request……I wanted to quarrel with her but I was already at my limit.
I had to endure the humiliation.
Ah, what torment.
I turn my face so I was avoiding their glances……and unplugged the power. (TL Note: unplugged the power = pissing)
They saw it all.
My body felt pleasant but my heart was broken into pieces.
After it was over, I looked into the air, stunned.
The girl, Reina, took the urine glass.
I thought she was a pretty girl. But it doesn’t matter anymore.
After being seen in such a position, it’s impossible for me to become friends with her now.
On top of that I have been a virgin for many years thanks to my age restriction .
I was unhappy that the chance to create love-event flags in a hospital setting with a cute nurse was destroyed on the first day.
There are no hope or dreams in this hospital.
「Sorry but I have to leave.」
While I was thinking of those things I heard the voice of a man.
I looked at the door and saw a middle aged man.
Doctor……but his clothes are a bit strange.
He looked like a serious man with glasses who was about 175 centimeters tall.
Who wore black clothes and a bow tie.
What stands out most is his head.
What should I say……he looked dazzling.
And also, bald.
He was perfect.
I was careful not to make eye contact with him.
「Thank goodness. You have woken up.」
As he finished speaking the man bowed deeply.
If you do something like that it’ll attract even more attention to me.
I stared at him carefully.
As soon as his head rose he hurriedly averted his eyes.
Did he see my embarrassing scene?
「I was surprised upon hearing that you fell from an horse.」
Somehow it felt that it was going to be hard to have a conversation with him.
He looked like a poor, serious guy.
Did he just say that I fell from a horse?
When did I fall from a horse?
I have never ridden on a horse in my life.
「Well, I was involved in a traffic accident……」
「Traffic? What is traffic?」
We blankly looked at each other.
In this situation the head nurse spoke up from my side.
「Pickaru-sama, Carlo-sama was injured and lost consciousness. I think it may have confused him.」
「Understood, I am sorry for disturbing you Carlo-sama」
The man called Pikaru put his hand on his chest and bowed his head carefully.
He looked dazzling and shiny in that position.
……That is not the important now!
What did he say?
I am Carlo?
I have heard the name Pickaru somewhere.
Isn’t Pickaru the name of Carlo’s butler!
In My Novel 「Yuusha Tensei」the villain is Carlo-De-Medici.
And Pickaru is the butler of Carlo.
A man who is excellent in administrative processing even though he hates it but his best characteristic is his brain.
Because of that his head grew to be bald and the sharp tongued Carlo called him 「bald, bald 」which made him a pitiful character.
Of course their names are named after their appearance.
The person looking just like my character is in front of me calling me「Carlo-sama」.
Did my brain become strange after the accident?
If this is my novel world then the head nurse’s name is Melissa.
Melissa the head maid of Carlo’s Castle.
A person who is disliked by everyone and avoided. But she is the only character who supports Carlo until the end.
One can say that she is like a mother to Carlo.
Because of that Carlo helped her during her older days but I have never written a detailed reason for it.
When I think about it. It surely left a good image on Melissa.
That reminds me that girl a while ago said 「please wait I will call Melissa-sama」I think.
Pulling together my courage, I tried calling out to her.
「Carlo sama. I am happy that you recognize me.」
Being happy she buried both of my hands in her chest while looking at me.
……As I thought, this person is Melissa.
The novel that I created「Yuusha Tensei」is the world that I am in right now.
I am convinced of this.
Such a thing……what am I supposed to do?!